A Few Mini Sagas

Mad Norman’s “Dog”

Norman opened his door and the dog came in, shitted up. He washed the
dog, then took it to a launderette for drying. He crammed it into a tumble
dryer and when it was well done, let it out. The dog bolted out into a
busy road. It’s dead now.


Gonk

What would you call it? Orange, the size of a house brick, furry, big flat
feet and beady eyes but nothing more of a face. They used to be all the
rage when I was young. Almost everybody had one by their bed. I would
probably call it a GONK!


Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time in a land far away there lived an old couple. Everybody
thought they lived by eating only bread. Sometimes, however, they also
ate peas and honey and often drank water when no one was looking, so
they had a much more balanced diet than anyone suspected.


Occasionally

Occasionally when its dark I find myself staring into a corner of the room
or under some item of furniture. I’m not exactly sure why, or what I hope
to find there but one thing I do know is that I’ll persist for all my life until
I find it.


Beautiful

When the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life suddenly
walks smack into you by mistake, hold your breath, count yourself lucky,
turn round three times and say something embarrassing like “monkeys”.
It usually works for me because then she’ll take pity on you and smile a
little.